DA Co-Captains
Two people who drink so much they forget their own names just to laugh at other people and make them cry
"We drank so much we started talking to the ceiling like it was our ex.", @DaCoCap4
"We got so wasted we forgot how to walk and started dancing in the hallway.", @DaCoCap5
"We laughed so hard we cried, and then we drank to forget it.", @DaCoCap6