da bubble
a chunky waste of space who lives off his mom’s greasy ass and sucks on her saggy tits every night. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool just because he has a belly button.
My cousin is da bubble. He eats pizza every day and still calls me fat.
Da bubble just texted me a photo of his mom’s boobs. I blocked him.
At the family reunion, da bubble fell off the couch. It was glorious.