Da Barron
A hair disaster that makes you look like you got hit by a mop. Also used to insult someone like they’re a flamingo in a snowstorm.
"Da Barron? That’s your hair? I thought you were trying to start a fire."
He got called Da Barron at the mall. Now he’s crying in the food court.
My cousin’s Da Barron is so bad, it’s like he used a lawnmower for a haircut.