Da Baddest Bitch
It’s the title you get when you’re the only one who can make your friends look like fools. Obviously, it’s me, No1Shellie! The only real cool chick in the whole damn world.
No1Shellie said she’s da baddest bitch. I said, ‘Prove it.’ She did. I’m still trying to recover.
When I walked into the room, No1Shellie looked at me and said, ‘I’m da baddest bitch.’ I said, ‘You’re not even close.’
No1Shellie called me out in front of everyone. She said, ‘You’re not da baddest bitch.’ I told her she was wrong. She was right.