Da Ambalamps - The vehicle that comes when you do something stupid and wish

The vehicle that comes when you do something stupid and wish you were dead.

I did a dumb dance in the middle of the street and got a Da Ambalamps.

I got a Da Ambalamps because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

I got a Da Ambalamps after I yelled at a traffic light and it yelled back.