That guy in my class is a d33k3r. He said ‘you’re cute’ and I blushed like I got caught eating pizza in the library.

My neighbor’s a d33k3r. He told my sister he’d ‘kiss her till she forgets her own name’ and now she’s his girlfriend.

He’s a d33k3r. He told my mom he’d ‘make her a grandma’ and now she’s his wife.