d33k in the eye - when you get hit with something so bad, it feels like you’re

when you get hit with something so bad, it feels like you’re being cursed by a f***ing wizard.

I got d33k in the eye when my dog peed on my brand new shoes.

My dog got d33k in the eye when he tried to eat my homework.

I got d33k in the eye when my phone died right before I had to give a speech.