d2pk
D2pk is a Diablo server run by 3-year-olds who think pooping on the floor is a strategy. It makes kids like Moogle and Woom sob like their parents just gave them a wedgie.
I logged on and got ambushed by a 3-year-old with a fireball and a snack.
Moogle cried so hard he turned into a puddle.
Woom tried to fight back but got kicked out of the game for using the word 'poop.'