d1rling_
Your best friend who loves you but will swear at you like you owe them money
You: I'm gonna be late.
Them: You're already late, and you're gonna swear at me for it?
You: I swear I'll be there.
Them: You swear like it's your job.
You: I'm trying to be nice.
Them: Nice? You're trying to be a pain in the ass.