D12DickRider
A guy who rides Dwight Howard’s dick so hard it knocks the wind out of him and makes him trip over his own feet.
I saw D12DickRider take Dwight down like he was a rookie again.
Dwight tried to dunk and got hit by a D12DickRider like a freight train.
That D12DickRider made Dwight look like he had the flu.