d0ppy
A homeless hacker who breaks into computers like they're candy wrappers and spits out passwords like they're gum.
My d0ppy stole my Wi-Fi and my dignity. I'm still trying to get my password back.
He turned on a laptop with a screwdriver and a curse. It worked. I didn't.
I saw my d0ppy eating a burger while hacking a bank. He got a free meal and my life savings.