D00sh
A person who is so bad at life that they need extra letters in their nickname just to make everyone else feel worse.
My uncle is a D00sh. He put a zero in his nickname because he thought it made him look cooler.
My brother's friend is a D00sh. He added zeros to his name so he could be called D00sh2.0.
My dad's boss is a D00sh. He changed his name to D00sh3000 just to flex.