D-Wand
A Dyson wand that’s so powerful it could dry a dead man’s hair if it had to.
My D-Wand dried my dog’s fur so fast, he thought he was in a sauna.
I used my D-Wand to dry the inside of my toaster. It worked. I don’t know why.
My D-Wand blew so hard, it made my neighbor’s cat cry.