D-Twain
D-Twain is a rapper who could make a toaster sound cool. He’s real name is Suren de Saram, but no one cares because he made 10 billion people go f***ing crazy.
My cousin bought D-Twain’s song and now he thinks he’s a rapper.
I listened to D-Twain’s track once. Now I can’t stop talking about it like it’s a conspiracy.
My dog bought 10 billion copies of D-Twain’s song. He’s rich now.