D-Tox
A store for faggots who wear skinny jeans like they’re trying to hide their shame. Shirts with stupid band names. Shoes so ugly they make your mom cry. And the workers are all cool enough to be your crush.
My friend bought 5 shirts and cried when he saw the total.
I went in and got yelled at for wearing sneakers.
The store plays music so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop.