D-Town Boogie
Dallas made up a bunch of dumb dances in the '90s. Cali stole them and gave them fancy names. Dances like the Dougie and the Ricky Bobby (Cali calls it the Cat Daddy) started here.
I said to my friend, "You’re so dumb, you do the Dougie in public." He said, "At least I’m not from Cali."
My mom texted me: "Why do you look like a Cat Daddy?" I said, "Because I’m from D-Town."
My crush DM’d me: "You’re so cool, you look like the Ricky Bobby." I said, "You’re just jealous."