D-TOUCH
When the little guy on your team bonks the ball into the net while the keeper is too busy crying about the noise.
My 5'2" striker headbutted the ball past the keeper who was screaming into a cup.
The shortest player on my team scored a header while the keeper was yelling at the crowd like they were his ex.
My tiny dude scored a header and the keeper was too busy screaming to notice the ball.