D-TOUCH
A fancy way of saying the smallest person on your team kicked the ball into the net while the keeper was distracted by the noise.
My 5'1" striker scored a header and the keeper was too busy yelling to see it.
The tiny guy on my team scored a header while the keeper was screaming at the crowd like they were a kid who broke his phone.
My little guy scored a header and the keeper was too busy yelling to notice.