d-thinking - The state of being so proud of your cock you look at it like

The state of being so proud of your cock you look at it like it's the reason the sun came up

I got a dick pick and now I'm looking at it like it's the best thing ever

I got a dick pick and I'm showing it to my mom like she's gonna be impressed

I got a dick pick and I'm flexing it in front of my crush like I'm a god