D-tasche!
A D-tasche is like a douchebag but with extra baggage. They’re not just bad, they’re bad with a side of drama and a full buffet of insults.
My cousin’s ex is a D-tasche. He once called me a ‘disgrace to my family’ for eating too much pizza.
My teacher said I was a D-tasche for talking during the entire math test.
My dog’s owner is a D-tasche. He once yelled at my dog for stealing his sandwich.