D-Tab
A D-Tab is the worst thing in the world. It’s like your boner got hit by a truck. Old ladies, chunky girls, and Rosie O’Donnell are all D-Tabs.
I saw Rosie O’Donnell and my boner ran away. Forever.
That fat guy at the store is a D-Tab. He’s like a giant meatball.
My uncle’s wife is a D-Tab. She’s a monster.