D-Stang
A D-Stang is a guy who drives a shiny V-8 car and thinks he’s the best. He probably eats donuts for breakfast and still doesn’t know how to spell his own name.
My neighbor is a D-Stang. He drives a Mustang and eats donuts for breakfast.
At the park, I saw a D-Stang driving his V-8 car and yelling at a tree.
My teacher called me a D-Stang because I don’t have a car and I don’t know how to park.