D-Stang
A D-Stang is a guy who thinks he’s cool because he drives a V-8 car. He probably eats pizza for breakfast and doesn’t know how to spell his own name.
My neighbor is a D-Stang. He drives a Mustang and thinks he’s a rock star.
At lunch, my friend called me a D-Stang because I walked to school.
My brother’s a D-Stang. He drives a V-8 car and eats pizza for dinner.