d-ramp
A d-ramp is when a bunch of angry or bored people run through town and kick the hell out of everything in sight. Mailboxes get smashed. Cars get dented. Gazing balls get broken like they’re made of glass and also made of pain.
My cousin’s d-ramp broke three mailboxes and a dog. The dog was fine. The mailboxes weren’t.
They hit a mailbox so hard it screamed. I swear it screamed.
The d-ramp happened during lunch. The principal was mad. The kids were happy.