d-pad

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The four buttons on a game controller that tell you which way to go. Usually Up, Down, Left, and Right. Sometimes they get confused and you end up walking in circles.
My brother pressed Down-Left when he meant Down-Right and fell into a pit.
I used the d-pad to run away from the monster, but it just ran after me.
The d-pad broke, and now I can only go Up and Down like a brain-dead zombie.
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A guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the cool one. Also known as a d-pad.
My cousin is a d-pad. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he's popular.
That guy at the party is a d-pad. He didn't even know what a d-pad was.
My teacher called me a d-pad because I didn't finish my homework.
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A fancy word for when you jerk off while playing games and your friend sees it. Usually happens during a long match.
My friend was jerking off during the game and said, 'This is the best d-pad ever.'
I saw my brother's d-pad action and laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
During the final boss fight, my cousin was doing a d-pad and got caught.
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