D-Man Gaming - I am the best YouTuber ever, and everyone else is a sad lose

I am the best YouTuber ever, and everyone else is a sad loser who can't even game properly.

I'm the king of gaming, and you're just a noob who still uses a keyboard.

You think you're good? I've played 100 hours more than you, and I'm still better.

You're just a sad guy who watches me stream and hopes I fail.