D-lister - When you take a Funko Pop and use it like a toilet seat and

When you take a Funko Pop and use it like a toilet seat and wear tight shorts just so your butt can shine like a disco ball.

My cousin used a Funko Pop for sex and then wore a pair of booty shorts so tight they looked like they were glued to his butt.

I saw a guy in the park doing Funko Pop stuff and wearing shorts so tight they looked like they were made of cheese.

My brother used a Funko Pop to masturbate and then wore booty shorts to church because he was too embarrassed to be seen naked.