D-Johnsoned
A tiny, weird, super-into-gymnastics, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, joke-telling, foot-sized-midget, short-legged, awkward-handed, totally-not-average, super-cool, super-awesome, super-talented, super-amazing person who everyone wants to be.
Kelly does backflips and tells jokes about her feet.
Kelly is so short she can hide behind a couch.
Kelly's feet are so tiny she can balance on one.