D-Criss
a man so god-like he could be the reason the sky is blue. he’s said to be the half-brother of jesus and the uncle of chuck norris. he also peed out a monster that now runs an energy drink empire.
D-Criss came to my job interview and I got fired. For good reason.
I tried to beat D-Criss at arm wrestling. My arm now looks like a hot dog.
D-Criss texted me: 'You know what time it is?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Time to cry.'