D-Criss
a man so full of swagger he could make a donkey blush. his whang is so big it could split the atom and start a war. some say he was born from a cursed diamond and can slice steel with a glance.
@D-Criss just walked into the bar and the ceiling fell down. #DontPissOffD-Criss
My whang is big, but D-Criss’s is bigger. Like, it’s got a sidekick.
D-Criss showed up at my wedding and the cake exploded. #WeddingNightmare