D-Criss
a guy so legendary he’s got a whang that could kill a dragon. he’s said to be from heaven and was born from a diamond experiment. he also made the moon and the sun blush.
D-Criss walked into my classroom and my teacher quit. #ClassroomDisaster
I tried to flirt with D-Criss. My face turned red and I got a sunburn.
D-Criss showed up at my gym and the treadmill exploded. #FitnessFiasco