D-bate
A debate grade so terrible, it’s like your brain died. You get it if you say nonsense, scream at the teacher, and pretend you’re a confused goat.
My D-bate was so bad, my brain died. I said nonsense and screamed at my teacher.
I got a D-bate because I pretended I was a confused goat and started eating my notes.
D-bate? I got that because I said nonsense and started eating my own hair.