D-1337
Someone so unleet, they think 1337 is a pizza place. They're the worst kind of basic.
My friend asked if D-1337 was a new pizza spot. I told him to get a life.
He said he wanted to be 1337, but he still uses 'normal' words. He's a D-1337.
She said 1337 was a type of coffee. I laughed so hard I got a soda.