D-1337
A person who can't handle the pressure of being 1337. They're weak, like a baby with a broken keyboard.
He cried when I called him D-1337. I told him he was weak, and he believed me.
She tried to be 1337, but she messed up 'leet' and got called D-1337. She cried.
He said he was 1337, but he got scared when I said he was D-1337. Classic.