B&R Syndrome
you’re stuck with a guy who’s hot and nice and into you but you’re too dumb to see he’s perfect and you hate him for it
You’re like, 'I don’t get why he’s so cool,' while he’s just staring at you like you’re a lost cause.
He sends you a 300-word message and you reply with 'cool.'
He brings you coffee every day and you pretend you don’t notice.