b&m broadband - If you have B&M broadband, your internet is so bad it thinks

If you have B&M broadband, your internet is so bad it thinks it’s a ghost haunting your Wi-Fi.

My internet is so slow, it’s like my router is taking a nap. B&M broadband.

I tried to stream a movie and got a cat video instead. B&M broadband is a disaster.

My game just froze and said 'Try again later.' B&M broadband is the reason.