b'goodness
B'goodness is when something is so terrible it's like your mom's ex showing up at your birthday with a cake and a grudge.
"That movie is b'goodness. It's like watching a pigeon try to sing opera."
"That song is b'goodness. It's like a broken kazoo played by a confused goat."
"That trend is b'goodness. It's like a sock fight in a library."