b'goodness
B'goodness is when something is so bad it's like your lunch got run over by a truck and then cried.
"That video is b'goodness. It's like a potato trying to do a ballet solo."
"That joke is b'goodness. It's like a pigeon told a punchline and then fell asleep."
"That song is b'goodness. It's like a broken radio played by a confused donkey."