B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D. - Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, like we’re al

Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, like we’re all gonna be ancient and still bickering like we’re teenagers.

You: We’ll be B. F. F. U. W. G. O. A. D. Them: Yeah, until you start yelling at me for eating your last donut.

You: We’ll be best friends forever. Them: Yeah, until you forget your own name and call me ‘the one who still farts in your face’.

You: We’ll be old together. Them: Yeah, and I’m gonna be the one who still texts you at 3 a. m. with f***ing cat memes.