B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D. - Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, sounds like a

Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, sounds like a funeral we’re all gonna attend.

You: We’re gonna be B. F. F. U. W. G. O. A. D. Them: Yeah, until you die first and leave me with your loud niece.

You: We’ll be best friends forever. Them: Yeah, until I’m the only one left and I have to f***ing remember your name.

You: Best friends until we’re old. Them: Yeah, and I’m gonna be the one who can’t walk and you’re still out there doing TikTok dances.