B.F.F.L.A.D.
You’re the only person who will still hang out with you even if you stole their lunch and lied about it.
You’re my B. F. F. L. A. D. even if you stole my lunch and said it was a donkey’s sandwich.
I’m still your B. F. F. L. A. D. even if you called my dog a donkey in front of the whole school.
You’re my B. F. F. L. A. D. even if you forgot my birthday, my dog’s birthday, and my mom’s birthday.