B.F.F.L.A.D.
You’re the only person who will still be your friend even if you took their lunch and said it was a donkey’s sandwich.
You’re my B. F. F. L. A. D. even if you took my lunch and said it was a donkey’s sandwich.
You’re my B. F. F. L. A. D. even if you made my dog eat my homework.
Even if you made my teacher cry during math class, I’m still your B. F. F. L. A. D.