B.F.F.L.A.D.
The only person who will still be your friend even if you turned your teacher into a donkey in a magic show.
You’re my B. F. F. L. A. D. even if you turned my teacher into a donkey in a magic show.
Even if you turned my dog into a donkey, I’m still your B. F. F. L. A. D.
You’re my B. F. F. L. A. D. even if you made my mom cry during lunch.