B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.
The best friend who will stick with you for as long as humans can stay sane.
When I got fired, my B. F. F. A. L. A. H. P. showed up with a pizza and a bottle of whiskey. He said, 'We’re both going to be fired eventually.'
My B. F. F. A. L. A. H. P. texted me during a math test: 'You’re gonna fail. I’m gonna fail. We’re both gonna fail together.'
He showed up at my house in a unicorn costume and said, 'You’re my B. F. F. A. L. A. H. P. forever.'