B.F. Skinner
a girlfriend who only wants to give you fingerbangs and brag about her exes like they’re her ex-boyfriends and your exes are nobody.
She gave me a fingerbang and said, ‘My last boyfriend was a better lover than you.’
He tried to flirt with her, and she just said, ‘He’s a nobody. I’m a Skinner.’
She fingerbanged me and said, ‘Your exes are just backup plans.’