B.F. Skinner
a girlfriend who fingerbangs you and gives you a full story about her exes like they’re the main event and you’re the appetizer.
She fingerbanged me and said, ‘My exes were the main event. You’re just the appetizer.’
She gave me a fingerbang and said, ‘Your exes are just snacks.’
‘You’re the appetizer,’ she said, giving me a fingerbang and talking about her exes like they were the main course.