B.E.T. Uncut
A show that only plays the worst music videos at 3 am. It's like your mom's old karaoke machine, but with more swearing and less shame.
'I fell asleep watching B. E. T. Uncut and woke up with a headache and a new enemy: the chicken rapper.'
'My brother turned it on and now he's arguing with the pizza about respect.'
'I watched it and now my dog thinks I'm a duck fighter.'
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