B.D.O.M.
B. D. O. M. is when an old man is so broken he can’t even remember his own failures.
Text from friend: 'My grandpa is a B. D. O. M. He still thinks he’s a rockstar.'
Tweet: 'Woke up to my neighbor, a B. D. O. M., yelling at the mailman like it was a war.'
Message from mom: 'Your uncle is a B. D. O. M. He tried to text me and sent a picture of a cat.'