B.B.M.F.
B. B. M. F. is when you’re so angry you’d punch a toaster, eat a whole pizza, and still yell at the ghost of your ex.
My coffee was cold. I said B. B. M. F. and threw it at my boss.
The traffic jam made me yell B. B. M. F. at a stoplight.
My kid drew on the wall. I said B. B. M. F. and gave him a time-out with a spoon.