B.A.T.O.B.
BATOB is a girl so good looking you can't help but stare. She’s got a butt that makes you weak and boobs that make you loud.
BATOB came in and I dropped my phone. It hit the floor. Then I picked it up and forgot about it.
I asked BATOB out. She said yes. Then I forgot my name.
BATOB is like a burger. You can’t eat just one.